Back-to-School Shopping: Your Cat's Wish List

Back-to-School Shopping: Your Cat's Wish List

Because learning to nap harder is still learning.

It’s that time of year again! The smell of sharpened pencils, the crinkle of fresh notebooks, and the soul-crushing realization that summer is over (for humans). But your cat? Your cat never stopped living their best life.

While you’re running around comparing backpack deals and buying 37 highlighters for no reason, your cat is crafting their own back-to-school wish list — one nap at a time.

Let’s take a look inside your feline’s furry little brain:

🐱 Your Cat's Back-to-School Wish List

  1. Laser Pointer 3000
    Not for learning. Just for bullying humans into exercise.

  2. Snack Locker (a.k.a. Your Kitchen Cabinet)
    Your cat’s version of a vending machine. They just haven’t figured out the door yet. (Or maybe they have and are playing the long game.)

  3. New “Study Spots”
    Includes: your laptop, your homework, the single sheet of paper you desperately need, and your face.

  4. Personal Assistant (You)
    Duties include feeding, grooming, opening doors that were just closed, and listening to judgmental stares.

  5. Extra Large Hoodie Pouch for Sneaky Naps
    Bonus points if it smells like snacks or shame.

📚 Did You Know? (Cat & School Trivia You Didn’t Ask For)

  • Cats can recognize their names — they just choose not to respond. Basically, they're tenured professors of ignoring people.

  • Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as sacred beings, which totally explains your tabby’s attitude when you ask them to get off your keyboard.

  • Some schools and universities now have “campus cats” — official or unofficial felines that wander dorms, attend lectures (by walking across projectors), and bring emotional support to stressed-out students. Basically: tenure without responsibility.

🧡 Cat-ucation, the NekoPunch Way

At NekoPunch, we believe every cat deserves to go back to school in style — even if their curriculum is 80% naps, 10% treats, 5% knocking things off counters, and 5% pretending they didn’t knock things off counters.

So, whether you’re a student, a teacher, or just trying to survive September, celebrate your furry roommate’s “academic goals” with our paw-some cat-themed shirts, mugs, and accessories.

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